one might say we're banned from that church
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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