I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
