Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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