Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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