just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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