is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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