Who did Billy Mays play for?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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