He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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