Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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