I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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