I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
