i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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