Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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