just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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