im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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