i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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