your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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