they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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