Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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