Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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