I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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