Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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