a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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