Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The struggles of a small town man whore
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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