She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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