Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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