is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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