is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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