I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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