butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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