can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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