I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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