We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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