Do vagina's smell?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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