Ketchup is God's man juice
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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