I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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