The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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