Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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