That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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