As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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