she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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