he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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