What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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