I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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