in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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