awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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