It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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