Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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