So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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