We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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