Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
