plz talk dirty to me
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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