Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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