I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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