hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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