Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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