Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
