just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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