we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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